It is here, ladies and gentlemen, what your tastebuds have been waiting for their entire lives – edible UNICORN POOP. Long considered to be a source of heroic power, unicorn poop was traditionally foraged under the cloud caps of a double rainbow. A rare delight, after delivery from the heavens, ones first taste is a near perfect moment. Fortunately, through the use of a state of the art cloning facility, FancyPants FunTime has finally been able to fully populate our unicorn factory farm. We assure you, the unicorns have been tastefully treated. The unicorns work, day in and day out, doing their (duty), so you can eat it. We hope you enjoy “A little bit of poop in every bite!”
UNICORN POOP CANDY – It is here, ladies and gentlemen, what your tastebuds have been waiting for their entire lives – edible UNICORN POOP (aka a generous 1/2 pound serving of delicious pastel jelly beans)!
PERFECT GAG GIFT – Are you searching for the perfect gag gift or for a unique party favor – search no further – get yourself some Unicorn Poop! Great for Easter, Birthdays or any occasion. The hilarious story on the reverse of the package is sure to delight!
REUSABLE ZIP BAG – Edible UNICORN POOP comes in a beautiful reusable zip seal bag that can be used again and again for continuous laughs!
ORIGINAL AND ONE OF A KIND – Be the first of your friends to experience this culinary delight!
TASTY FUN CANDY – We hope you enjoy “A little bit of poop in every bite!”